I pastored a little congregation near Kaneohe Marine Corps Air
Station in Hawaii. I always had a large supply of muscular recruits.
The young, mostly single marines had great hearts but not much tact.
When out of uniform and away from their sergeant, they just stood around
waiting for someone to tell them what to do.
At a Sunday school leaders' meeting, several women teachers described
their discipline problems with young boys. They couldn't control the
boys for the hour-long Bible lesson. They had tried everything and were
ready to quit.
I grabbed a couple of marines and told them to go into the Sunday
school rooms and put a couple of boys under each arm. "Rough them up and
sit on them," I said.
The women were horrified, thinking the strategy bordered on child
abuse, but the little boys loved it. Our discipline problems were solved
by placing one marine per room to hold unruly boys while the teacher
taught the lesson. In one Sunday I came to realize how every pastor
needs a "few good men"!
--Robert Hicks, in Men of Integrity (July/August 2000)
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